Keith is 50 today. Happy Birthday from the Self-Centred Softy.
A short birthday interview with Keith:
SCS :What has been the highlight of the last 50 years?
K: Being voted the best looking boy in Maesteg Comp. in 1973.
SCS: What has been the worst moment for you in the last 50 years?
K: Sorry, I don't understand the question.
SCS: Please can you explain why someone so talented ( razor sharp intellect, quick wit, international sportsman, Eisteddfod winner and thoroughly decent chap) is pants when it comes to DIY?
K: I have been secretly hoping that you would nominate me to appear in my favourite programme of all time DIY SOS, so that I could meet the girl of my dreams Lowri Turner.

Hey Happy 50th Birthday
I have just seen it !!!!!!
Did you have some nice presents?
Stick
Posted by: Andy | October 18, 2005 at 05:57 PM
you're welcome to her mate. i was married to her for two years and she is a foul bigoted dwarf.
Anon
Posted by: Anon | April 03, 2007 at 09:39 AM